Post by Aleyna on Jan 3, 2010 6:51:12 GMT -5
[23:26:35]You look around.
[23:26:44]Lazaar has a veritable mountain of cigar butts in front of him.
[23:26:54]Aleyna spots Lazaar and frowns a bit. She approaches with caution.
[23:27:22]Lazaar is chewing nervously on his current cigar.
[23:27:47]Aleyna fidgets a bit.
[23:28:16]Lazaar 's eyes roll up to Ley's face. "What do YOU want?" he growls around his cigar.
[23:28:41][3. spacegoats] [Illuminance] left channel.
[23:28:41]Illuminance has gone offline.
[23:28:42]Aleyna flinches a bit and can feel the muscles in her ears try and droop. Unfortunately, the visual isn't quite the same.
[23:28:50]Aleyna mumbles, "I'm sorry."
[23:29:08]Lazaar heaves a deep sigh.
[23:29:31]Lazaar pulls the cigar from his mouth and flicks it into the pile.
[23:29:45][Lazaar] says: C'mere.
[23:30:03]Lazaar holds out an arm.
[23:30:33]Aleyna raises her eyebrows a bit, but it doesn't do much to shake off the kicked-puppy look. She moves over and hugs him a bit awkwardly, standing instead of sitting.
[23:31:24]Lazaar gives her waist a squeeze. "Yeah. I said some stupid shit."
[23:32:39]Aleyna rests her cheek on his headplate, avoiding any spikes. She heaves a sigh before speaking again. "Yeva sent me her in a box."
[23:33:17]Lazaar tenses up a bit. "Y-yeah. Same."
[23:34:17]Aleyna mumbles another apology. "S'my fault."
[23:35:01]Lazaar frowns. "No it's not. It's that dead witch's fault."
[23:36:26]Aleyna hestiates, remaining quite for a bit. "What are we gonna do?"
[23:39:17]Lazaar fiddles with one of her belt loops. "Do? About which part? She's . . . uh . . . I had to hide her for now."
[23:39:31]Lazaar isn't quite sure how to refer to Jesmari.
[23:39:56][Aleyna] says: Well.. I mean.. We can't just.. she at least deserves a proper.. er..
[23:40:05]Aleyna fumbles over her words.
[23:40:32][Lazaar] says: Yeah. That's the least we can do. Since . . . you know, Nat didn't get one.
[23:41:05]Aleyna nods slowly, "I don't want to take her to uh.. that woman. Unless we have to."
[23:41:40]Lazaar nods. "Yeah, isn't right to give her to the pigs."
[23:42:28][Aleyna] says: You uh.. think anyone's gonna er... come looking for her?
[23:42:44][Lazaar] says: I don't have a clue. Don't know if she had any family.
[23:43:47]Lazaar pushes himself to his hooves.
[23:43:54][Aleyna] says: I uh.. I don't think she did. I think I remember her saying something about not having any.. but I dunno.
[23:43:58]Aleyna moves back to let him up.
[23:47:32][Aleyna] says: So.. uh..
[23:47:39]Aleyna shifts and looks around, rubbing at her neck.
[23:48:11][Lazaar] says: Yeah? We should figure this shit out. Need to do this tonight.
[23:48:32]You nod.
[23:48:34][Aleyna] says: Allright.
[23:48:54][Lazaar] says: Where'd you put your half?
[23:49:05]Lazaar cringes when he realizes how bad that sounds.
[23:49:14][Aleyna] says: Under the stairs at home. I uh.. didn't know what to do with uh..
[23:49:23][Aleyna] says: ...I didn't want Soot to eat.. err..
[23:50:09][Lazaar] says: Mine's at my room at the inn.
[23:50:24][Aleyna] says: Oh. So that's where you're staying?
[23:50:37][Lazaar] says: Not really. I just bought the room to stash the box.
[23:50:43][Aleyna] says: Ah.
[23:51:03][Aleyna] says: So.. yeah, we should uh.. get that before someone notices.
[23:51:04]Lazaar shrugs. He doesn't waste money on himself. Not much, anyway.
[23:51:13]Aleyna thinks whores count.
[23:51:33][Lazaar] says: Let's do that, and then we'll figure out the second part.
[23:51:42]Aleyna nods and heads for the door.
[23:52:16][Aleyna] says: Do you think your elekk can carry it?
[23:52:26][Lazaar] says: Yep. Easy.
[23:52:52]Aleyna nods, "Good. I uh.. tried to put mine on Rammy.. but it spooked him."
[23:53:13][Lazaar] says: My elekk's a moron.
[23:53:20][Aleyna] says: Well. There's that.
[23:54:01][Aleyna] says: So uh.. lead the way, then.
[23:55:30]Lazaar is totally not suspicious.
[23:55:54]Lazaar pushes the sheets aside and tugs a box from under the bed.
[23:56:06]Lazaar carefully checks it for . . . leaks.
[23:56:13]Aleyna grimaces.
[23:57:02]Lazaar perches the box on his shoulder and trots on out.
[23:57:16][Lazaar] says: Ready?
[23:57:30]You nod.
[23:58:28]Lazaar adjusts the box, eyebrows furrowed.
[23:59:10]Aleyna rubs at her jawline. "So uh.. Do we go to Ironforge or uh.. take that somewhere?"
[23:59:30][Lazaar] says: It should be . . . whole, shouldn't it?
[23:59:40][Lazaar] says: I mean.
[23:59:48][Aleyna] says: Er.. yeah. We'll go to Ironforge then.
[00:01:52]Aleyna crosses her arms loosely. "I uh.. really am sorry."
[00:02:10][Lazaar] says: Don't apologize to me.
[00:02:15]Lazaar shifts the box again.
[00:02:59][Aleyna] says: I uh.. got to see Miles last night. We talked a bit. He convinced me I should apologize to you... and then I got er.. that in the mail.
[00:03:23][Lazaar] says: Did he tell you I was a drunk sad sack the other night?
[00:03:28][Aleyna] says: ..Yeah.
[00:03:50]Lazaar grunts.
[00:04:53]Aleyna pushes her hair back behind her ears. "I uh.. Well. I'm sorry for being so serious around you. It's just.. well."
[00:05:01][Aleyna] says: ...This is the shit that seems to happen otherwise.
[00:05:41]Lazaar sighs sharply.
[00:08:04]Aleyna wanders back out, heaving the box up.
[00:08:31]Aleyna pants a bit. Skinny elf vs big box, a losing battle.
[00:08:32]Lazaar hefts his own box on the invisible elekk.
[00:08:49]Lazaar offers to take Aleyna's.
[00:09:13]Aleyna offers the box to him, shaking out her arms when she's relieved.
[00:09:36]Lazaar perches the second box next to the first and lashes them down for good measures.
[00:11:07][Aleyna] says: Where uh.. should we go?
[00:11:17][Lazaar] says: I was thinking about it.
[00:11:30]Lazaar gives the reins of his elekk a tug.
[00:11:43][Lazaar] says: We should probably go to Outlands.
[00:11:52][Aleyna] says: Outlands..?
[00:11:59][Aleyna] says: You mean like Nagrand or somethin'?
[00:12:25]Lazaar makes a thoughtful noise. "Nah. How about Terrokar? Lots of wolves there."
[00:12:35][Aleyna] says: ..Yeah, that sounds good.
[00:13:32][Lazaar] says: Yeah. We can bury her. Or burn her. I don't know.
[00:13:32][Aleyna] says: Ah, actually..
[00:13:38][Lazaar] says: Huh?
[00:13:42]You point over yonder.
[00:13:44][Aleyna] says: This way.
[00:13:50][Aleyna] says: It's a shortcut.
[00:15:47]Lazaar occasionally glances back to make sure the boxes aren't shaking loose.
[00:17:28]Lazaar makes sure his elekk's fat ass squeezed through the portal.
[00:18:41][Aleyna] says: ..I uh..
[00:18:52][Aleyna] says: Don't think we want to go to Shattrath.
[00:18:57][Aleyna] says: Maybe more south.
[00:19:07][Lazaar] says: Probably a good idea.
[00:19:19]You nod.
[00:22:58][Lazaar] says: It's kind of pretty still. Not like most of the shit around here.
[00:23:11]Aleyna mounts up and looks to Lazaar. "Yeah. I doubt uh.. anything would happen."
[00:24:03][Aleyna] says: You uh.. know any quiet parts?
[00:30:40]You look around.
[00:30:45][Aleyna] says: I uh.. didn't bring a shovel.
[00:31:00][Lazaar] says: Sssshit. Neither did I.
[00:31:27][Aleyna] says: Uhh.. well. There's a town not far off.. or we can er.. ..'cremate' her.
[00:31:40][Lazaar] says: Might attract attention.
[00:32:06][Aleyna] says: ...Yeah. Shovels it is. I'll uh.. be back.
[00:32:09]Lazaar runs a hand through his hair.
[00:33:00]Aleyna returns after some time, two shovels in hand. Looks like she isn't going to make Lazaar do ALL the work.
[00:33:05]Lazaar has meanwhile stacked the boxes on the ground and pried them back open.
[00:33:18]Lazaar left the lids on loosely, though.
[00:33:30]Aleyna eyes them warily before looking away.
[00:33:43]Lazaar grimaces. Something wiggles under the skin in his exposed elbow.
[00:34:27]Lazaar tugs down his sleeve some.
[00:34:38]Aleyna doesn't notice at first! She drops one of the shovels near his hoof, resting the other on her shoulder. "Where uh.. Well, I guess it doesn't matter, really."
[00:35:01]Lazaar picks up the remaining shovel.
[00:35:10]Aleyna follows Lazaar.
[00:35:29][Lazaar] says: This is as good a spot as any.
[00:35:41]Aleyna nods, "Yeah. I suppose."
[00:36:06]Aleyna drops her shovel on the ground and presses a boot to the top. She gets to digging.
[00:36:17]Lazaar doesn't waste any time. He punches the shovel into the ground with a hoof and starts hauling up dirt.
[00:37:07]Lazaar grunts with the effort.
[00:37:19]Lazaar seems to be taking out some of his pent-up frustration on the task.
[00:37:27]Aleyna doesn't quite keep pace with Lazaar, but she does respectably well. After a bit, she's grunting and sweating. She rubs a hand over her forehead and sighs before continuing on.
[00:38:21]Lazaar stops to rest as well. Staring at the growing pile of dirt and the deepening hole.
[00:39:01]Aleyna sighs, "Shit." She eyes the hole. They have a long way to go to make the 'six feet under' quota.
[00:39:17][Lazaar] says: Yeah. Harder than it looks.
[00:39:44]Lazaar sighs and keeps going.
[00:39:49]Aleyna shovels another pile of dirt, grunting out, "Remind me to not go into business as a gravedigger."
[00:40:18]Lazaar pauses mid-shovel.
[00:40:46]Lazaar has all the appearance of someone who has had a momentary brain fart.
[00:41:04]Lazaar shakes his head loose of the thought, and keeps going.
[00:41:14]Aleyna looks up, wiping her face of sweat again. She smears some dirt across her cheek in the process. "...What? What was that?"
[00:41:29][Lazaar] says: Nothing.
[00:41:49][Lazaar] says: Just remembered something.
[00:42:27]Aleyna takes his word on it, for once. A few more piles or dirt are shovled before she pauses again to shake out her arms, trying to momentarily fight off the burning of her muscles. "What'd you remember?" She asks half-heartedly.
[00:43:05]Lazaar grunts a quick, "Nothing important."
[00:43:35]Aleyna leans an arm on her shovel. "Doesn't sound like it."
[00:44:33]Lazaar pries at a large rock with his shovel.
[00:44:52]Lazaar forces down on the handle to break it loose of the soil. "Not very pleasant."
[00:45:45]Aleyna rolls her neck and continues working, trying to put some extra muscle into digging. "And what about this day IS pleasant, Lazaar?"
[00:46:28]Lazaar spares her a glance before bending to pick up the rock and toss it aside. "This isn't the first person I've buried, okay?"
[00:47:12]Aleyna uses her shovel to scrape some roots out of the way. "Who else?"
[00:48:08]Lazaar works on squaring out some of the corners of the growing hole. "I told you about Shattrath that night, right?"
[00:49:33]Aleyna hums 'Mhm' as she continues on, tossing out more dirt into the growing piles. Her side is starting to even out in comparison to Lazaar's and she's having to bend to get farther down into the hole. Progress!
[00:50:56]Lazaar pauses again to grip and ungrip his hands. "It was mess afterwards. The whole Lower City was an open grave."
[00:51:18][Lazaar] says: Couldn't go back right away because of the orcs. But eventually.
[00:52:12]Aleyna nods along with his story, standing to pop her back of tension. She hops down into the hole, landing at about knee deep.
[00:52:32]Lazaar grips his shovel again. "We had to clean up."
[00:52:47][Lazaar] says: I remember cleaning up.
[00:53:37]Aleyna looks up with a dirty face and furrows her eyebrows. "I'm sorry to hear it."
[00:53:59][Lazaar] says: It was just a job.
[00:54:09][Aleyna] says: It was your people.
[00:54:27]Lazaar shrugs. "That's how you have to think about shit like that sometimes."
[00:55:05]Aleyna exhales through her nose and keeps on trucking.
[00:55:48]Lazaar digs in again. "Still fucking hard, though. Like this Kamil bullshit. It's a job. And then it's . . . bad."
[00:57:09]Aleyna laughs shortly, sitting down on the edge of the hole. She leans the shovel next to her before speaking, "Yeah. Well. Had you told me the other day that I was gonna be digging a grave for a girl I was stupidly jealous over.."
[00:57:13][Aleyna] says: I'd have called bullshit.
[00:57:58]Lazaar surveys their work thus far. "Yeah. And it's all just on Yeva's whim."
[00:58:35][Aleyna] says: I guess. I mean, I didn't talk to her. Did you? How'd she even know?
[00:59:09]Lazaar hadn't thought about that particular detail. "Uh. Fucking beats me. I haven't seen Yeva in . . . weeks."
[01:00:29][Aleyna] says: I.. Can't even remember when I saw her. How'd she find out? Someone HAD to have talked to her. There's no other way, right? But.. it was only me, you, Shakta, Jesmari.. ..You think maybe Jesmari..?
[01:00:43]Aleyna looks over her shoulder, as if the other draenei would sit up in the box and tell her.
[01:01:31]Lazaar follows Aleyna's gaze. "Maybe she was trying to get back at us? She WAS pretty . . ."
[01:01:42]Lazaar waves a hand, not wanting to be totally disrespectful. "Impulsive?"
[01:02:46]Aleyna nods slowly, dragging out the conversation some to continue resting. "..Yeah. It's not like we'll know, though, unless Yeva tells us herself. ..But I'm not going to her."
[01:02:56]Aleyna gestures to the hole, "I don't want to end up in this position next."
[01:03:52]Lazaar shoots Aleyna a particularly intense look. "I'd fucking murder that bitch before she could lay her claws on you."
[01:04:41]Aleyna smiles a bit, rubbing at her neck again. Well, it's a compliment in Lazaar-words, at least. "Thanks, Laz."
[01:11:09][Lazaar] says: Yeah. She shouldn't be running this thing.
[01:11:32]Aleyna nods a bit. "I still say we could."
[01:12:13]Lazaar raises an eyebrow. "I know I'd never fucking kill anyone just to prove some stupid point."
[01:12:50][Aleyna] says: I might. Maybe. Depends on who it is and how much I actually hate them.
[01:12:54]Aleyna laughs shortly.
[01:13:42]Lazaar rolls his eyes and gets back to digging.
[01:14:01]Aleyna pushes herself up and continues as well.
[01:16:10][Lazaar] says: Shouldn't need to go much deeper.
[01:17:01]Aleyna flings another shovel-full of dirt onto the ground, now standing waist deep in the hole. "You think?"
[01:17:06][Aleyna] says: I thought the rule was six feet..?
[01:17:34]Lazaar sighs. "What are the chances someone'll come up here?"
[01:18:17]Aleyna looks around, "Not much, I don't think."
[01:18:57][Lazaar] says: Okay. Fine. Just a little more.
[01:19:02][Lazaar] says: Another foot, maybe.
[01:19:32]Aleyna sighs and continues on, trying to blow through the last foot as quickly as she can before she loses steam.
[01:20:50]Lazaar puts all of his ungodly death knight power into digging.
[01:21:32]Aleyna finally tosses her shovel out and pulls herself out of the hole with a groan. She lays on her back for a moment, looking up at the sky. "I was not made for digging."
[01:21:47][Lazaar] says: You wouldn't cut it as a dwarf, would you?
[01:22:09]Lazaar is huffing and puffing himself. He's out of practice.
[01:22:36]Aleyna rolls her head to the side and pushes herself up on tired arms, "Why would I ever want to be a dwarf?"
[01:22:59][Lazaar] says: Good booze?
[01:23:43]Aleyna waves a hand. "Okay, one point worth being a dwarf."
[01:23:45]Lazaar 's mouth twists a little. "Should have brought some up here, actually."
[01:24:34]Aleyna stands and shakes out her hair. "I have some. Brewfest regalia saddle and all, you know."
[01:25:11]Lazaar smirks. "Good. Got to give her a proper send off."
[01:26:16]Aleyna rolls her shoulders with another groan and sighs. "So. You uh.. think we should.. Put her in?"
[01:26:43]Lazaar straightens up. "Yeah. I'm all for it."
[01:26:51]Lazaar sets down his shovel.
[01:26:54][Aleyna] says: You uh.. think you can carry her?
[01:27:03][Lazaar] says: Yeah. I'll do it.
[01:27:52]Lazaar picks up the first box. "She was pretty heavy."
[01:28:21][Aleyna] says: She was uh.. kinda built like Nat.
[01:28:31][Aleyna] says: Her punches were nothing to scoff at.
[01:28:33]Lazaar frowns. "Yeah. Kinda."
[01:28:38]Aleyna rubs at her nose in rememberance.
[01:28:57]Lazaar lifts off the lid and kneels.
[01:28:59]Lazaar kneels down.
[01:29:36]Lazaar starts pulling out the . . . uh, pieces and setting them in the hole. He's trying to use some kind of logic.
[01:29:50]Aleyna grimaces and looks away, rubbing at her neck again.
[01:30:42]Lazaar makes a neat layer on the bottom of the hole. Something wriggles up his neck, under the skin, and he claps a hand on it.
[01:31:35]Aleyna glances over when she hears the smack. "You okay?"
[01:31:53][Lazaar] says: Mosquitos.
[01:32:24][Aleyna] says: ...But uh..
[01:32:31]Aleyna hesitates. "But you're dead."
[01:32:34]You frown.
[01:32:36]Lazaar starts to speed up the work some.
[01:32:43]Lazaar shrugs. "Stupid mosquitoes."
[01:33:44]Lazaar claps the lid back on the now-empty box.
[01:33:47]Aleyna rocks on her heels and accepts the argument. It's a bit of a bad time to argue.
[01:34:19]Lazaar hefts the second box.
[01:34:59]Lazaar begins to repeat the earlier process.
[01:35:02]Lazaar kneels down.
[01:35:11]Aleyna watches from behind, arms loosely crossed.
[01:35:51]Lazaar uncovers Jesmari's head and turns away with a surprised snort.
[01:36:03]Lazaar works around it, saving that for last.
[01:36:31]Aleyna rocks on her heels.
[01:36:49]Lazaar turns his head to call over his shoulder. "You got anything to cover her face?"
[01:37:25]Aleyna blinks and jogs to her ram, digging in her back.
[01:37:46]Aleyna returns! She offers him a spare piece of frostweave cloth.
[01:38:43]Lazaar unfolds the cloth on the ground and wraps it around Jesmari's severed head. He gathers it up and ties it off before setting the gruesome bundle on top of the layers of limbs and parts.
[01:39:11]Lazaar rises to his hooves.
[01:39:31]Lazaar 's gloves are now a mess of clotted, blue blood.
[01:40:32]Aleyna frowns a bit and shifts. She offers him another piece of cloth. It's a lessergrade quality linen.
[01:41:08]Lazaar accepts it and wipes down the leather.
[01:41:29]Lazaar blinks and tosses the soiled cloth in the grave. Oh, well.
[01:42:04][Lazaar] says: Should we say something?
[01:42:17][Aleyna] says: Uh.. like what?
[01:43:40]Lazaar scratches his head. "Uhhh . . . Jesmari, you were a crazy bitch. We're sorry for fucking you over?"
[01:43:59][Aleyna] says: Well. Yeah, I suppose something like that.
[01:44:35]Aleyna clears her throat, "Jesmari, despite having a fucked up dream of joining the mob, you were uh.. headstrong and generally purehearted. And courageous. Despite your disability."
[01:45:14][Lazaar] says: Yeah. That sounded a little better. What she said, Jesmari.
[01:45:29][Aleyna] says: ..And sorry for fucking you over. That's uh.. my fault.
[01:45:58][Lazaar] says: Both our fault. Since Yeva seems to think we need to get our acts together and be serious shit.
[01:46:27]Aleyna nods, accepting the evenly spread blame, "Yeah. That."
[01:47:07]Lazaar bends and lifts his shovel again. "Rest in peace with the Light or whatever the hell you believed in."
[01:48:03]Lazaar takes a first scoop of dirt and tosses it over the remains below.
[01:48:38]Aleyna pops her neck and moves to grab her shovel as well. There's a mumbled whine about the work, but she starts as well.
[01:49:11]Lazaar starts bulldozing larger chunks of dirt to speed up the process.
[01:49:52]Aleyna tries to keep up with him, but fails. Completely. She didn't have a chance and ends up stopping to watch him.
[01:50:05][Lazaar] says: After this, we have a drink, okay?
[01:50:14]Lazaar says this between shovels.
[01:50:34]Aleyna nods and just begins pushing dirt in with her boot. What a lazy bitch.
[01:50:54]Lazaar doesn't seem to mind taking the brunt of the work.
[01:51:31]Lazaar | Filling in the hole is by far easier than digging it.
[01:52:36]Aleyna sighs and shakes her head, mumbling, "Poor thing."
[01:53:07]Lazaar is soon patting the dirt into place with the back of his shovel. "Yeah. Survive all the shit that went down in this place only to die in such a stupid way."
[01:53:59][Aleyna] says: Yeah. I don't think she was very old though, even for a draenei.
[01:54:24][Lazaar] says: Yeah, that's true. Still. Not a lot of us around these days.
[01:54:55]Lazaar wipes his forehead on his sleeve.
[01:55:04]Aleyna hums in agreement. She stands back, setting her shovel down.
[01:55:25]Lazaar picks up her shovel and carries it back to the elekk.
[01:55:40]Aleyna follows.
[01:55:51]Lazaar sticks the handles through the back of the saddle.
[01:56:33]Lazaar sighs and removes his soiled gloves.
[01:57:02]Aleyna goes to her ram and pulls off a small keg. The saddle's equipped with it, strangely. Go figure.
[01:57:38]Aleyna drops onto the ground with it, crossing her legs.
[01:57:56]Lazaar sits next to her.
[01:58:22]Aleyna notesh to Lazaar, "I have some burnwine with me as well."
[01:58:53]Lazaar fills up a mug and takes a few good swigs.
[01:47:07]Lazaar bends and lifts his shovel again. "Rest in peace with the Light or whatever the hell you believed in."
[01:48:03]Lazaar takes a first scoop of dirt and tosses it over the remains below.
[01:48:38]Aleyna pops her neck and moves to grab her shovel as well. There's a mumbled whine about the work, but she starts as well.
[01:49:11]Lazaar starts bulldozing larger chunks of dirt to speed up the process.
[01:49:52]Aleyna tries to keep up with him, but fails. Completely. She didn't have a chance and ends up stopping to watch him.
[01:50:05][Lazaar] says: After this, we have a drink, okay?
[01:50:14]Lazaar says this between shovels.
[01:50:34]Aleyna nods and just begins pushing dirt in with her boot. What a lazy bitch.
[01:50:54]Lazaar doesn't seem to mind taking the brunt of the work.
[01:51:31]Lazaar | Filling in the hole is by far easier than digging it.
[01:52:36]Aleyna sighs and shakes her head, mumbling, "Poor thing."
[01:59:11][Lazaar] says: Yeah. Might have to dip into that, too.
[01:59:53][Aleyna] says: Maybe. ...hic!
[01:59:54]You let out a long, drawn-out sigh.
[01:59:57]Lazaar glances at Ley, shets down hish mug and reaches over to rub a little dirt from her face.
[02:00:50]Aleyna letsh him, closing the eye on that side as he does. "S'dirty work," She notes, but doesn't really say what type she means.
[02:01:58]Lazaar unearthsh the frecklesh on her cheeks.
[02:02:20][Lazaar] says: Yeah. Hope we don't have to do that again any time soon.
[02:03:15][Aleyna] says: Hope not. If so, let's hope it'sh someone we won't miss.
[02:03:30][Lazaar] says: A toast to that. And Jesmari.
[02:03:33]Lazaar raises hish mug.
[02:03:57]Aleyna nods and does as well. "I feel bad that I yelled at her the other night."
[02:05:02][Lazaar] says: Yeah. And I just fucked with her to make you jealous.
[02:05:17][Lazaar] says: I'm a dick. ...hic!
[02:05:37]Aleyna swallows another drink and nods a bit, looking away. "Well. Yeah."
[02:06:21]Lazaar leansh heavily on his kneesh and rubsh hish face. "Look."
[02:06:58][Lazaar] says: I just do that shit to make myself feel better. You can get any guy you want because you're pretty and good to be around.
[02:07:25][Lazaar] says: And me . . . I'm fucking lucky I even have you.
[02:08:31]Aleyna rubs at her cheek a bit, shifting awkwardly. It's odd to hear this stuff from Lazaar. "Well... Shit, Laz. I don't know. I mean.."
[02:09:12][Aleyna] says: Look. I like you. A lot. ..Obviously. But uh..
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[02:09:46]Aleyna shrugs helplessly. She doesn't seem to know where she was going with that.
[02:10:46][Lazaar] says: Sometimes I think you shouldn't waste your time.
[02:11:47][Lazaar] says: Or, you know, I shouldn't waste your time.
[02:12:49]Aleyna exhales through her nose and looks over to Jesmari's makeshift grave. "Laz, all I've got is time. I've tried uh.. the whole love and marriage route. It wasn't for me."
[02:14:59]Lazaar tugs up a weed and pulls it apart. "Mmm. Yeah. Anyway. Guess I just wanted to say sorry if this whole thing is getting stupid."
[02:16:22]Aleyna sits for a moment before finally leaning over onto him, propping her cheek on his shoulder. She sits quietly before finally laughing, "We smell like shit."
[02:17:10]Lazaar puts an arm around her shoulders. "You sound surprised. For me, anyway."
[02:17:38][Aleyna] says: Usually I'm not helping out.
[02:17:46]Aleyna laughs a bit.
[02:17:57][Lazaar] says: My nose isn't so sharp. I didn't notice.
[02:18:22][Aleyna] says: Sweat and leather don't mix.
[02:18:48]Lazaar leans in to give her a sniff. "Yeah. Smells a little like animal."
[02:19:52]Aleyna whaps his leg. "Don't sniff me. That's weird."
[02:20:39]Lazaar snorts. "Hey! I have to get that close to smell anything."
[02:21:03][Lazaar] says: Don't all your druid friends do that?
[02:21:12][Aleyna] says: Don't have any druid friends.
[02:21:14]You roll your eyes.
[02:21:43][Lazaar] says: Just teasing. I know you don't associate with animal fuckers.
[02:22:40]Aleyna grins a bit. "I doubt this is what Yeva meant by getting our act together."
[02:23:45][Lazaar] says: Fuck Yeva.
[02:23:57][Lazaar] says: I'm not going to respond to her little game.
[02:24:11][Lazaar] says: Not the way she wants, anyway.
[02:24:23][Aleyna] says: What do you think she WANTS to happen?
[02:26:13]Lazaar looks between Ley and the fresh grave. "Wants us to get back to corrupting Stormwind. And say 'yes ma'am' to everything she asks."
[02:26:47][Lazaar] says: Kiss her rotten hooves.
[02:27:13]Aleyna snorts. "What are we going to do, then?"
[02:28:43]Lazaar glares at a point a few feet from his face. "I don't know. I know I'd just get pissed and fuck things up even more. Because I can't even stand to look at her. I don't think I'm the person to do shit about this. Not the way we should."
[02:29:18]Aleyna fiddles with her gloves before pulling them off.
[02:29:21][Aleyna] says: Then who should?
[02:29:44][Lazaar] says: Someone with a cooler head on their shoulders.
[02:30:10]Aleyna hums shortly and thinks it over. "Like who?"
[02:30:26][Lazaar] says: I don't know. Nath? He seems to know what he's talking about.
[02:31:09][Aleyna] says: Maybe. Grinne, even?
[02:32:07]Lazaar frowns. He isn't sure what he thinks of Grinne anymore. "Maybe."
[02:33:07]Aleyna shrugs against his arm. 'I dunno. I guess we can figure it out later. Or something."
[02:33:39]Lazaar slowly rubs his hand up and down her forearm. "Yeah. I don't want to think about that shit right now."
[02:35:42]Aleyna flexes her hand idly and tries to ask as nonchalantly as possible. "Do you think you'll be coming back home?"
[02:37:31]Lazaar nods. "Yeah. I'm sick of spending the night wandering around Stormwind."
[02:38:09][Aleyna] says: Good.
[02:38:13][Aleyna] says: ....Soot ate your pillow.
[02:38:42]Lazaar rolls his eyes. "You let him?"
[02:38:59][Aleyna] says: Nnnn... ...yes.
[02:39:17]Lazaar sighs. "Guess I deserve that shit, huh?"
[02:40:12][Aleyna] says: A bit. I mean, makin' out with Shakta to try and do the same thing to you was a little low. And uh, so was fighting... er... But she threw the first punch.
[02:41:35][Lazaar] says: Okay. Tell you what. I promise I won't try to make you jealous like that again. Swear on my un-life.
[02:42:27]Aleyna nods, "Allright. I'll promise the same."
[02:44:02]Lazaar backpedals a little. "Not in a love and marriage kind of way. Just as . . . respect, I guess."
[02:44:41][Aleyna] says: No. I know. It's uh.. only fair.
[02:44:43]Aleyna nods.
[02:46:11]Lazaar smiles. "Okay. Guess we should stop yacking over the grave. I bet Jesmari would've punched us both by now for being so loud and sappy."
[02:46:56][Aleyna] says: Yeah. Probably. ...Should we uh.. mark it, or anything?
[02:47:38]Lazaar shrugs. "I say we just let it be."
[02:47:52]Aleyna nods, "Works for me."
[02:48:18]Lazaar gets to his feet, brushing his pants free of dirt and plant matter.
[02:48:34]Aleyna stands as well, tucking her gloves into her belt.
[02:48:59]Lazaar thinks this has been an odd day. An odd few days, really.
[02:49:21]Aleyna exhales heavily and turns around, looking up.
[02:49:44]Aleyna mumbles, "S'alotta stars."
[02:49:58][Lazaar] says: Yeah. See a lot more out here.
[02:50:33][Aleyna] says: I like it better than seeing the nether, I think.
[02:51:23][Lazaar] says: Yeah. Good to come back to this place every once in a while.
[02:52:05][Aleyna] says: I went to Netherstorm yesterday.
[02:52:42][Lazaar] says: Netherstorm . . . Farahlon?
[02:53:06][Aleyna] says: Eh?
[02:53:40][Lazaar] says: That's what it used to be called. Fields of Farahlon.
[02:53:53][Lazaar] says: It was a little like Nagrand. Green and all.
[02:54:04][Aleyna] says: Oh. I didn't know that. I used to do work out there during uh.. the heat of that battle. Scyers and all.
[02:54:33][Lazaar] says: Ah.
[02:54:37][Lazaar] says: Why were you out there?
[02:55:22][Aleyna] says: Campion had never been. I showed him around because I was bored. I took him to a crashed ship in the middle of the Nether and was gonna tell him about the draenei I tortured there..
[02:55:33][Aleyna] says: ..But there were some bloodelf lesbians uh.. having sex there.
[02:55:38][Aleyna] says: They weren't happy to see us, to say the least.
[02:56:17]Lazaar raises an eyebrow. "Yeah. I'd guess. Why the hell were they out THERE?"
[02:56:48][Aleyna] says: No clue. However, I did find the old stains from that night. They were on a different level, though.
[02:56:55]Aleyna grins up at him, "I thought it was pretty funny."
[02:57:28][Lazaar] says: Pretty funny that you killed the guy? Or that there was still blood there?
[02:57:36][Aleyna] says: Oh. No. The women.
[02:57:46][Aleyna] says: I'd never seen a naked blood elf woman until then.
[02:57:50]You laugh.
[02:57:53][Lazaar] says: Oh.
[02:57:59][Lazaar] says: Fuck blood elves.
[02:58:11][Aleyna] says: I'm pretty sure that's what they were doing.
[02:58:13]A sly smirk spreads across your face.
[02:58:31][Lazaar] says: They can get off my fucking planet.
[02:59:08][Aleyna] says: They were here first.
[02:59:18][Lazaar] says: No, they weren't.
[02:59:37][Lazaar] says: Orcs were here first, much as I hate to say it.
[02:59:40][Aleyna] says: Well. Whatever, you said Draenei were from.. uh.. Angus?
[03:00:22][Lazaar] says: Argus. And we'd been here for thousands of years, too.
[03:00:35][Aleyna] says: Oh.
[03:00:53][Lazaar] says: Blood elves were the ones who fucked up the Exodar and all that.
[03:00:59]Aleyna rubs at her neck and offers Lazaar a fading smile, "I just realized.."
[03:01:09][Aleyna] says: You're probably gonna outlive me.
[03:01:26][Lazaar] says: Don't know that for sure. I'm on borrowed time.
[03:02:12]Lazaar rubs his dead, grey hands together.
[03:02:41][Aleyna] says: Even so. I bet you will. Auro worries about outliving the humans.
[03:02:42]Aleyna shrugs.
[03:03:00][Lazaar] says: How long do night elves live, anyway?
[03:03:49][Aleyna] says: Well. We're not immortal anymore.. so.. Seven hundred to uh.. a thousand, I think.
[03:04:14]Aleyna shoots him a grin, "I'm five hundred and fifty."
[03:04:23][Lazaar] says: Over the hill, eh?
[03:04:28][Aleyna] says: Am not.
[03:04:39]Lazaar grins wickedly.
[03:04:41][Aleyna] says: If anything, if I were a human, I'd be... like Campy's age or somethin'.
[03:05:10]Aleyna pokes her own cheeks, "Sides, I hardly look a day over three hundred."
[03:05:27][Lazaar] says: Yeah. Young at heart and all.
[03:05:32]You quietly snicker to yourself.
[03:05:34][Aleyna] says: Exactly.
[03:05:48][Lazaar] says: Well. Best estimate, I'm probably not much older than you are.
[03:06:41][Aleyna] says: Oh? Well, I wouldn't expect you'd remember, anyhow. I don't know why I even keep up with my own age. After a few hundred years, it seems pointless.
[03:07:27][Lazaar] says: Same. Most people I knew didn't bother, either. It's just something kids do.
[03:08:06][Lazaar] says: After about 400, you can probably get by on "old as dirt."
[03:08:13]You roll your eyes.
[03:08:27][Lazaar] says: Good-looking dirt.
[03:08:47]Aleyna rolls her eyes some more. "Don't flatter yourself."
[03:09:16]Lazaar waggles his caterpillar-esque eyebrows.
[03:10:16]Aleyna waggles her own back at him, in all their long, feathery, insect like glory.
[03:10:55]Lazaar reaches over and gives her arm a tug. Hug time?
[03:11:44]Aleyna is easily pulled over. She drapes her arms over his shoulders and lets herself be pulled into a hug.
[03:12:29]Lazaar gives her a good squeeze, careful not to crush anything important.
[03:14:14]Aleyna rests her cheek on his chest, apparently quite serious about not minding the smell. She eyes a grey chin tentacle before flicking it.
[03:16:55]Lazaar gives her back a pat and sighs, probably exhaling more stink. "Yeah. You're one of the only reasons I still stick through this Kamil shit, you know."
[03:18:12]Aleyna glances up and drops the poor chintacle she was terrorizing with her prodding. "I am?"
[03:19:37]Lazaar meets her eye. "I let you wiggle your way into this, got to see it through and make sure you don't do something too stupid."
[03:20:48]Aleyna smirks crookedly. "You didn't have a chance in the face of my determination. Sorry."
[03:21:58][Lazaar] says: You're annoyingly persistent, yeah. Still.
[03:22:09][Aleyna] says: And you talked too loud.
[03:22:17][Lazaar] says: But you kind of grew on me.
[03:22:19][Aleyna] says: What was it you called DC? 'Cookies'?
[03:22:23][Lazaar] says: Ha! Yes.
[03:23:17][Aleyna] says: Grew on you? I thought you only put up with me 'cause I wanted into your pants.
[03:23:42][Lazaar] says: That, too. Fastest way to a man's heart is through his pants. And all.
[03:23:57][Aleyna] says: Of course. Especially when they have floral in their stomach.
[03:24:35]Lazaar snorts. "That's my rarely-seen feminine side."
[03:25:10]Aleyna laughs and prods his stomach. "How are you holding up, by the way?"
[03:26:21][Lazaar] says: I showed it to Jesmari, since we were talking scars that night. I think she could see the flowers.
[03:26:43][Aleyna] says: Doubtful. Has it ripped open?
[03:26:59][Lazaar] says: Just in a few places. Needs a little touching up.
[03:27:17]Aleyna hums shortly and pats it with her palm. "I'll do that when we go home."
[03:28:19]Lazaar gives a lop-sided smile. "Sounds like a plan."
[03:28:55][Aleyna] says: We should probably head back. You know, before a wild warpstalker shows up and decides to have us for dinner.
[03:28:57]You quietly snicker to yourself.
[03:29:10][Lazaar] says: You could use a bath, too.
[03:29:26][Aleyna] says: Hey! Look who's talkin'.
[03:30:07]Lazaar unwraps his arms. "Together, we'd make enough stink to kill half of Ironforge."
[03:30:17][Lazaar] says: Not like they have good air-flow, etiher.
[03:30:48][Aleyna] says: You know, I don't think I'll ever be able to wash the smell of death off of me 'cause of you.
[03:31:01]Aleyna laughs at her jibe at him.
[03:31:28][Lazaar] says: My plan's worked. Maybe no other man'll be able to stand you now.
[03:31:56]You roll your eyes.
[03:32:02][Aleyna] says: Obviously I'll have to turn to women, then.
[03:32:15][Lazaar] says: Just so long as you bring them home from time to time.
[03:32:29]A sly smirk spreads across Lazaar's face.
[03:32:44]You roll your eyes.
[03:32:59][Aleyna] says: Right, I forgot. Men and the whole.. liking women together or whatever,
[03:33:03]Aleyna waves a hand vaguely.
[03:33:15][Lazaar] says: Four tits are better than two?
[03:33:16]Lazaar shrugs. Who knows?
[03:33:26]Aleyna laughs at that bit, despite herself.
[03:33:50][Lazaar] says: Just not on the same chick. That would be fucked up.
[03:34:16]Aleyna makes a confused and disgusted face, "You say this like you've seen one with.."
[03:34:19][Aleyna] says: ...Just nevermind.
[03:34:52]Lazaar decides that's their cue to take to the air.
[03:35:07]Lazaar feels mount inadequacy.
[03:35:14]You flex your muscles. Oooooh so strong!
[03:35:21]Lazaar wonders if Ley is trying to compensate for somethin.
[03:35:43]Aleyna has a huge cock, shut up. IT'S HUGE, DAMNIT.
[23:26:44]Lazaar has a veritable mountain of cigar butts in front of him.
[23:26:54]Aleyna spots Lazaar and frowns a bit. She approaches with caution.
[23:27:22]Lazaar is chewing nervously on his current cigar.
[23:27:47]Aleyna fidgets a bit.
[23:28:16]Lazaar 's eyes roll up to Ley's face. "What do YOU want?" he growls around his cigar.
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[23:28:41]Illuminance has gone offline.
[23:28:42]Aleyna flinches a bit and can feel the muscles in her ears try and droop. Unfortunately, the visual isn't quite the same.
[23:28:50]Aleyna mumbles, "I'm sorry."
[23:29:08]Lazaar heaves a deep sigh.
[23:29:31]Lazaar pulls the cigar from his mouth and flicks it into the pile.
[23:29:45][Lazaar] says: C'mere.
[23:30:03]Lazaar holds out an arm.
[23:30:33]Aleyna raises her eyebrows a bit, but it doesn't do much to shake off the kicked-puppy look. She moves over and hugs him a bit awkwardly, standing instead of sitting.
[23:31:24]Lazaar gives her waist a squeeze. "Yeah. I said some stupid shit."
[23:32:39]Aleyna rests her cheek on his headplate, avoiding any spikes. She heaves a sigh before speaking again. "Yeva sent me her in a box."
[23:33:17]Lazaar tenses up a bit. "Y-yeah. Same."
[23:34:17]Aleyna mumbles another apology. "S'my fault."
[23:35:01]Lazaar frowns. "No it's not. It's that dead witch's fault."
[23:36:26]Aleyna hestiates, remaining quite for a bit. "What are we gonna do?"
[23:39:17]Lazaar fiddles with one of her belt loops. "Do? About which part? She's . . . uh . . . I had to hide her for now."
[23:39:31]Lazaar isn't quite sure how to refer to Jesmari.
[23:39:56][Aleyna] says: Well.. I mean.. We can't just.. she at least deserves a proper.. er..
[23:40:05]Aleyna fumbles over her words.
[23:40:32][Lazaar] says: Yeah. That's the least we can do. Since . . . you know, Nat didn't get one.
[23:41:05]Aleyna nods slowly, "I don't want to take her to uh.. that woman. Unless we have to."
[23:41:40]Lazaar nods. "Yeah, isn't right to give her to the pigs."
[23:42:28][Aleyna] says: You uh.. think anyone's gonna er... come looking for her?
[23:42:44][Lazaar] says: I don't have a clue. Don't know if she had any family.
[23:43:47]Lazaar pushes himself to his hooves.
[23:43:54][Aleyna] says: I uh.. I don't think she did. I think I remember her saying something about not having any.. but I dunno.
[23:43:58]Aleyna moves back to let him up.
[23:47:32][Aleyna] says: So.. uh..
[23:47:39]Aleyna shifts and looks around, rubbing at her neck.
[23:48:11][Lazaar] says: Yeah? We should figure this shit out. Need to do this tonight.
[23:48:32]You nod.
[23:48:34][Aleyna] says: Allright.
[23:48:54][Lazaar] says: Where'd you put your half?
[23:49:05]Lazaar cringes when he realizes how bad that sounds.
[23:49:14][Aleyna] says: Under the stairs at home. I uh.. didn't know what to do with uh..
[23:49:23][Aleyna] says: ...I didn't want Soot to eat.. err..
[23:50:09][Lazaar] says: Mine's at my room at the inn.
[23:50:24][Aleyna] says: Oh. So that's where you're staying?
[23:50:37][Lazaar] says: Not really. I just bought the room to stash the box.
[23:50:43][Aleyna] says: Ah.
[23:51:03][Aleyna] says: So.. yeah, we should uh.. get that before someone notices.
[23:51:04]Lazaar shrugs. He doesn't waste money on himself. Not much, anyway.
[23:51:13]Aleyna thinks whores count.
[23:51:33][Lazaar] says: Let's do that, and then we'll figure out the second part.
[23:51:42]Aleyna nods and heads for the door.
[23:52:16][Aleyna] says: Do you think your elekk can carry it?
[23:52:26][Lazaar] says: Yep. Easy.
[23:52:52]Aleyna nods, "Good. I uh.. tried to put mine on Rammy.. but it spooked him."
[23:53:13][Lazaar] says: My elekk's a moron.
[23:53:20][Aleyna] says: Well. There's that.
[23:54:01][Aleyna] says: So uh.. lead the way, then.
[23:55:30]Lazaar is totally not suspicious.
[23:55:54]Lazaar pushes the sheets aside and tugs a box from under the bed.
[23:56:06]Lazaar carefully checks it for . . . leaks.
[23:56:13]Aleyna grimaces.
[23:57:02]Lazaar perches the box on his shoulder and trots on out.
[23:57:16][Lazaar] says: Ready?
[23:57:30]You nod.
[23:58:28]Lazaar adjusts the box, eyebrows furrowed.
[23:59:10]Aleyna rubs at her jawline. "So uh.. Do we go to Ironforge or uh.. take that somewhere?"
[23:59:30][Lazaar] says: It should be . . . whole, shouldn't it?
[23:59:40][Lazaar] says: I mean.
[23:59:48][Aleyna] says: Er.. yeah. We'll go to Ironforge then.
[00:01:52]Aleyna crosses her arms loosely. "I uh.. really am sorry."
[00:02:10][Lazaar] says: Don't apologize to me.
[00:02:15]Lazaar shifts the box again.
[00:02:59][Aleyna] says: I uh.. got to see Miles last night. We talked a bit. He convinced me I should apologize to you... and then I got er.. that in the mail.
[00:03:23][Lazaar] says: Did he tell you I was a drunk sad sack the other night?
[00:03:28][Aleyna] says: ..Yeah.
[00:03:50]Lazaar grunts.
[00:04:53]Aleyna pushes her hair back behind her ears. "I uh.. Well. I'm sorry for being so serious around you. It's just.. well."
[00:05:01][Aleyna] says: ...This is the shit that seems to happen otherwise.
[00:05:41]Lazaar sighs sharply.
[00:08:04]Aleyna wanders back out, heaving the box up.
[00:08:31]Aleyna pants a bit. Skinny elf vs big box, a losing battle.
[00:08:32]Lazaar hefts his own box on the invisible elekk.
[00:08:49]Lazaar offers to take Aleyna's.
[00:09:13]Aleyna offers the box to him, shaking out her arms when she's relieved.
[00:09:36]Lazaar perches the second box next to the first and lashes them down for good measures.
[00:11:07][Aleyna] says: Where uh.. should we go?
[00:11:17][Lazaar] says: I was thinking about it.
[00:11:30]Lazaar gives the reins of his elekk a tug.
[00:11:43][Lazaar] says: We should probably go to Outlands.
[00:11:52][Aleyna] says: Outlands..?
[00:11:59][Aleyna] says: You mean like Nagrand or somethin'?
[00:12:25]Lazaar makes a thoughtful noise. "Nah. How about Terrokar? Lots of wolves there."
[00:12:35][Aleyna] says: ..Yeah, that sounds good.
[00:13:32][Lazaar] says: Yeah. We can bury her. Or burn her. I don't know.
[00:13:32][Aleyna] says: Ah, actually..
[00:13:38][Lazaar] says: Huh?
[00:13:42]You point over yonder.
[00:13:44][Aleyna] says: This way.
[00:13:50][Aleyna] says: It's a shortcut.
[00:15:47]Lazaar occasionally glances back to make sure the boxes aren't shaking loose.
[00:17:28]Lazaar makes sure his elekk's fat ass squeezed through the portal.
[00:18:41][Aleyna] says: ..I uh..
[00:18:52][Aleyna] says: Don't think we want to go to Shattrath.
[00:18:57][Aleyna] says: Maybe more south.
[00:19:07][Lazaar] says: Probably a good idea.
[00:19:19]You nod.
[00:22:58][Lazaar] says: It's kind of pretty still. Not like most of the shit around here.
[00:23:11]Aleyna mounts up and looks to Lazaar. "Yeah. I doubt uh.. anything would happen."
[00:24:03][Aleyna] says: You uh.. know any quiet parts?
[00:30:40]You look around.
[00:30:45][Aleyna] says: I uh.. didn't bring a shovel.
[00:31:00][Lazaar] says: Sssshit. Neither did I.
[00:31:27][Aleyna] says: Uhh.. well. There's a town not far off.. or we can er.. ..'cremate' her.
[00:31:40][Lazaar] says: Might attract attention.
[00:32:06][Aleyna] says: ...Yeah. Shovels it is. I'll uh.. be back.
[00:32:09]Lazaar runs a hand through his hair.
[00:33:00]Aleyna returns after some time, two shovels in hand. Looks like she isn't going to make Lazaar do ALL the work.
[00:33:05]Lazaar has meanwhile stacked the boxes on the ground and pried them back open.
[00:33:18]Lazaar left the lids on loosely, though.
[00:33:30]Aleyna eyes them warily before looking away.
[00:33:43]Lazaar grimaces. Something wiggles under the skin in his exposed elbow.
[00:34:27]Lazaar tugs down his sleeve some.
[00:34:38]Aleyna doesn't notice at first! She drops one of the shovels near his hoof, resting the other on her shoulder. "Where uh.. Well, I guess it doesn't matter, really."
[00:35:01]Lazaar picks up the remaining shovel.
[00:35:10]Aleyna follows Lazaar.
[00:35:29][Lazaar] says: This is as good a spot as any.
[00:35:41]Aleyna nods, "Yeah. I suppose."
[00:36:06]Aleyna drops her shovel on the ground and presses a boot to the top. She gets to digging.
[00:36:17]Lazaar doesn't waste any time. He punches the shovel into the ground with a hoof and starts hauling up dirt.
[00:37:07]Lazaar grunts with the effort.
[00:37:19]Lazaar seems to be taking out some of his pent-up frustration on the task.
[00:37:27]Aleyna doesn't quite keep pace with Lazaar, but she does respectably well. After a bit, she's grunting and sweating. She rubs a hand over her forehead and sighs before continuing on.
[00:38:21]Lazaar stops to rest as well. Staring at the growing pile of dirt and the deepening hole.
[00:39:01]Aleyna sighs, "Shit." She eyes the hole. They have a long way to go to make the 'six feet under' quota.
[00:39:17][Lazaar] says: Yeah. Harder than it looks.
[00:39:44]Lazaar sighs and keeps going.
[00:39:49]Aleyna shovels another pile of dirt, grunting out, "Remind me to not go into business as a gravedigger."
[00:40:18]Lazaar pauses mid-shovel.
[00:40:46]Lazaar has all the appearance of someone who has had a momentary brain fart.
[00:41:04]Lazaar shakes his head loose of the thought, and keeps going.
[00:41:14]Aleyna looks up, wiping her face of sweat again. She smears some dirt across her cheek in the process. "...What? What was that?"
[00:41:29][Lazaar] says: Nothing.
[00:41:49][Lazaar] says: Just remembered something.
[00:42:27]Aleyna takes his word on it, for once. A few more piles or dirt are shovled before she pauses again to shake out her arms, trying to momentarily fight off the burning of her muscles. "What'd you remember?" She asks half-heartedly.
[00:43:05]Lazaar grunts a quick, "Nothing important."
[00:43:35]Aleyna leans an arm on her shovel. "Doesn't sound like it."
[00:44:33]Lazaar pries at a large rock with his shovel.
[00:44:52]Lazaar forces down on the handle to break it loose of the soil. "Not very pleasant."
[00:45:45]Aleyna rolls her neck and continues working, trying to put some extra muscle into digging. "And what about this day IS pleasant, Lazaar?"
[00:46:28]Lazaar spares her a glance before bending to pick up the rock and toss it aside. "This isn't the first person I've buried, okay?"
[00:47:12]Aleyna uses her shovel to scrape some roots out of the way. "Who else?"
[00:48:08]Lazaar works on squaring out some of the corners of the growing hole. "I told you about Shattrath that night, right?"
[00:49:33]Aleyna hums 'Mhm' as she continues on, tossing out more dirt into the growing piles. Her side is starting to even out in comparison to Lazaar's and she's having to bend to get farther down into the hole. Progress!
[00:50:56]Lazaar pauses again to grip and ungrip his hands. "It was mess afterwards. The whole Lower City was an open grave."
[00:51:18][Lazaar] says: Couldn't go back right away because of the orcs. But eventually.
[00:52:12]Aleyna nods along with his story, standing to pop her back of tension. She hops down into the hole, landing at about knee deep.
[00:52:32]Lazaar grips his shovel again. "We had to clean up."
[00:52:47][Lazaar] says: I remember cleaning up.
[00:53:37]Aleyna looks up with a dirty face and furrows her eyebrows. "I'm sorry to hear it."
[00:53:59][Lazaar] says: It was just a job.
[00:54:09][Aleyna] says: It was your people.
[00:54:27]Lazaar shrugs. "That's how you have to think about shit like that sometimes."
[00:55:05]Aleyna exhales through her nose and keeps on trucking.
[00:55:48]Lazaar digs in again. "Still fucking hard, though. Like this Kamil bullshit. It's a job. And then it's . . . bad."
[00:57:09]Aleyna laughs shortly, sitting down on the edge of the hole. She leans the shovel next to her before speaking, "Yeah. Well. Had you told me the other day that I was gonna be digging a grave for a girl I was stupidly jealous over.."
[00:57:13][Aleyna] says: I'd have called bullshit.
[00:57:58]Lazaar surveys their work thus far. "Yeah. And it's all just on Yeva's whim."
[00:58:35][Aleyna] says: I guess. I mean, I didn't talk to her. Did you? How'd she even know?
[00:59:09]Lazaar hadn't thought about that particular detail. "Uh. Fucking beats me. I haven't seen Yeva in . . . weeks."
[01:00:29][Aleyna] says: I.. Can't even remember when I saw her. How'd she find out? Someone HAD to have talked to her. There's no other way, right? But.. it was only me, you, Shakta, Jesmari.. ..You think maybe Jesmari..?
[01:00:43]Aleyna looks over her shoulder, as if the other draenei would sit up in the box and tell her.
[01:01:31]Lazaar follows Aleyna's gaze. "Maybe she was trying to get back at us? She WAS pretty . . ."
[01:01:42]Lazaar waves a hand, not wanting to be totally disrespectful. "Impulsive?"
[01:02:46]Aleyna nods slowly, dragging out the conversation some to continue resting. "..Yeah. It's not like we'll know, though, unless Yeva tells us herself. ..But I'm not going to her."
[01:02:56]Aleyna gestures to the hole, "I don't want to end up in this position next."
[01:03:52]Lazaar shoots Aleyna a particularly intense look. "I'd fucking murder that bitch before she could lay her claws on you."
[01:04:41]Aleyna smiles a bit, rubbing at her neck again. Well, it's a compliment in Lazaar-words, at least. "Thanks, Laz."
[01:11:09][Lazaar] says: Yeah. She shouldn't be running this thing.
[01:11:32]Aleyna nods a bit. "I still say we could."
[01:12:13]Lazaar raises an eyebrow. "I know I'd never fucking kill anyone just to prove some stupid point."
[01:12:50][Aleyna] says: I might. Maybe. Depends on who it is and how much I actually hate them.
[01:12:54]Aleyna laughs shortly.
[01:13:42]Lazaar rolls his eyes and gets back to digging.
[01:14:01]Aleyna pushes herself up and continues as well.
[01:16:10][Lazaar] says: Shouldn't need to go much deeper.
[01:17:01]Aleyna flings another shovel-full of dirt onto the ground, now standing waist deep in the hole. "You think?"
[01:17:06][Aleyna] says: I thought the rule was six feet..?
[01:17:34]Lazaar sighs. "What are the chances someone'll come up here?"
[01:18:17]Aleyna looks around, "Not much, I don't think."
[01:18:57][Lazaar] says: Okay. Fine. Just a little more.
[01:19:02][Lazaar] says: Another foot, maybe.
[01:19:32]Aleyna sighs and continues on, trying to blow through the last foot as quickly as she can before she loses steam.
[01:20:50]Lazaar puts all of his ungodly death knight power into digging.
[01:21:32]Aleyna finally tosses her shovel out and pulls herself out of the hole with a groan. She lays on her back for a moment, looking up at the sky. "I was not made for digging."
[01:21:47][Lazaar] says: You wouldn't cut it as a dwarf, would you?
[01:22:09]Lazaar is huffing and puffing himself. He's out of practice.
[01:22:36]Aleyna rolls her head to the side and pushes herself up on tired arms, "Why would I ever want to be a dwarf?"
[01:22:59][Lazaar] says: Good booze?
[01:23:43]Aleyna waves a hand. "Okay, one point worth being a dwarf."
[01:23:45]Lazaar 's mouth twists a little. "Should have brought some up here, actually."
[01:24:34]Aleyna stands and shakes out her hair. "I have some. Brewfest regalia saddle and all, you know."
[01:25:11]Lazaar smirks. "Good. Got to give her a proper send off."
[01:26:16]Aleyna rolls her shoulders with another groan and sighs. "So. You uh.. think we should.. Put her in?"
[01:26:43]Lazaar straightens up. "Yeah. I'm all for it."
[01:26:51]Lazaar sets down his shovel.
[01:26:54][Aleyna] says: You uh.. think you can carry her?
[01:27:03][Lazaar] says: Yeah. I'll do it.
[01:27:52]Lazaar picks up the first box. "She was pretty heavy."
[01:28:21][Aleyna] says: She was uh.. kinda built like Nat.
[01:28:31][Aleyna] says: Her punches were nothing to scoff at.
[01:28:33]Lazaar frowns. "Yeah. Kinda."
[01:28:38]Aleyna rubs at her nose in rememberance.
[01:28:57]Lazaar lifts off the lid and kneels.
[01:28:59]Lazaar kneels down.
[01:29:36]Lazaar starts pulling out the . . . uh, pieces and setting them in the hole. He's trying to use some kind of logic.
[01:29:50]Aleyna grimaces and looks away, rubbing at her neck again.
[01:30:42]Lazaar makes a neat layer on the bottom of the hole. Something wriggles up his neck, under the skin, and he claps a hand on it.
[01:31:35]Aleyna glances over when she hears the smack. "You okay?"
[01:31:53][Lazaar] says: Mosquitos.
[01:32:24][Aleyna] says: ...But uh..
[01:32:31]Aleyna hesitates. "But you're dead."
[01:32:34]You frown.
[01:32:36]Lazaar starts to speed up the work some.
[01:32:43]Lazaar shrugs. "Stupid mosquitoes."
[01:33:44]Lazaar claps the lid back on the now-empty box.
[01:33:47]Aleyna rocks on her heels and accepts the argument. It's a bit of a bad time to argue.
[01:34:19]Lazaar hefts the second box.
[01:34:59]Lazaar begins to repeat the earlier process.
[01:35:02]Lazaar kneels down.
[01:35:11]Aleyna watches from behind, arms loosely crossed.
[01:35:51]Lazaar uncovers Jesmari's head and turns away with a surprised snort.
[01:36:03]Lazaar works around it, saving that for last.
[01:36:31]Aleyna rocks on her heels.
[01:36:49]Lazaar turns his head to call over his shoulder. "You got anything to cover her face?"
[01:37:25]Aleyna blinks and jogs to her ram, digging in her back.
[01:37:46]Aleyna returns! She offers him a spare piece of frostweave cloth.
[01:38:43]Lazaar unfolds the cloth on the ground and wraps it around Jesmari's severed head. He gathers it up and ties it off before setting the gruesome bundle on top of the layers of limbs and parts.
[01:39:11]Lazaar rises to his hooves.
[01:39:31]Lazaar 's gloves are now a mess of clotted, blue blood.
[01:40:32]Aleyna frowns a bit and shifts. She offers him another piece of cloth. It's a lessergrade quality linen.
[01:41:08]Lazaar accepts it and wipes down the leather.
[01:41:29]Lazaar blinks and tosses the soiled cloth in the grave. Oh, well.
[01:42:04][Lazaar] says: Should we say something?
[01:42:17][Aleyna] says: Uh.. like what?
[01:43:40]Lazaar scratches his head. "Uhhh . . . Jesmari, you were a crazy bitch. We're sorry for fucking you over?"
[01:43:59][Aleyna] says: Well. Yeah, I suppose something like that.
[01:44:35]Aleyna clears her throat, "Jesmari, despite having a fucked up dream of joining the mob, you were uh.. headstrong and generally purehearted. And courageous. Despite your disability."
[01:45:14][Lazaar] says: Yeah. That sounded a little better. What she said, Jesmari.
[01:45:29][Aleyna] says: ..And sorry for fucking you over. That's uh.. my fault.
[01:45:58][Lazaar] says: Both our fault. Since Yeva seems to think we need to get our acts together and be serious shit.
[01:46:27]Aleyna nods, accepting the evenly spread blame, "Yeah. That."
[01:47:07]Lazaar bends and lifts his shovel again. "Rest in peace with the Light or whatever the hell you believed in."
[01:48:03]Lazaar takes a first scoop of dirt and tosses it over the remains below.
[01:48:38]Aleyna pops her neck and moves to grab her shovel as well. There's a mumbled whine about the work, but she starts as well.
[01:49:11]Lazaar starts bulldozing larger chunks of dirt to speed up the process.
[01:49:52]Aleyna tries to keep up with him, but fails. Completely. She didn't have a chance and ends up stopping to watch him.
[01:50:05][Lazaar] says: After this, we have a drink, okay?
[01:50:14]Lazaar says this between shovels.
[01:50:34]Aleyna nods and just begins pushing dirt in with her boot. What a lazy bitch.
[01:50:54]Lazaar doesn't seem to mind taking the brunt of the work.
[01:51:31]Lazaar | Filling in the hole is by far easier than digging it.
[01:52:36]Aleyna sighs and shakes her head, mumbling, "Poor thing."
[01:53:07]Lazaar is soon patting the dirt into place with the back of his shovel. "Yeah. Survive all the shit that went down in this place only to die in such a stupid way."
[01:53:59][Aleyna] says: Yeah. I don't think she was very old though, even for a draenei.
[01:54:24][Lazaar] says: Yeah, that's true. Still. Not a lot of us around these days.
[01:54:55]Lazaar wipes his forehead on his sleeve.
[01:55:04]Aleyna hums in agreement. She stands back, setting her shovel down.
[01:55:25]Lazaar picks up her shovel and carries it back to the elekk.
[01:55:40]Aleyna follows.
[01:55:51]Lazaar sticks the handles through the back of the saddle.
[01:56:33]Lazaar sighs and removes his soiled gloves.
[01:57:02]Aleyna goes to her ram and pulls off a small keg. The saddle's equipped with it, strangely. Go figure.
[01:57:38]Aleyna drops onto the ground with it, crossing her legs.
[01:57:56]Lazaar sits next to her.
[01:58:22]Aleyna notesh to Lazaar, "I have some burnwine with me as well."
[01:58:53]Lazaar fills up a mug and takes a few good swigs.
[01:47:07]Lazaar bends and lifts his shovel again. "Rest in peace with the Light or whatever the hell you believed in."
[01:48:03]Lazaar takes a first scoop of dirt and tosses it over the remains below.
[01:48:38]Aleyna pops her neck and moves to grab her shovel as well. There's a mumbled whine about the work, but she starts as well.
[01:49:11]Lazaar starts bulldozing larger chunks of dirt to speed up the process.
[01:49:52]Aleyna tries to keep up with him, but fails. Completely. She didn't have a chance and ends up stopping to watch him.
[01:50:05][Lazaar] says: After this, we have a drink, okay?
[01:50:14]Lazaar says this between shovels.
[01:50:34]Aleyna nods and just begins pushing dirt in with her boot. What a lazy bitch.
[01:50:54]Lazaar doesn't seem to mind taking the brunt of the work.
[01:51:31]Lazaar | Filling in the hole is by far easier than digging it.
[01:52:36]Aleyna sighs and shakes her head, mumbling, "Poor thing."
[01:59:11][Lazaar] says: Yeah. Might have to dip into that, too.
[01:59:53][Aleyna] says: Maybe. ...hic!
[01:59:54]You let out a long, drawn-out sigh.
[01:59:57]Lazaar glances at Ley, shets down hish mug and reaches over to rub a little dirt from her face.
[02:00:50]Aleyna letsh him, closing the eye on that side as he does. "S'dirty work," She notes, but doesn't really say what type she means.
[02:01:58]Lazaar unearthsh the frecklesh on her cheeks.
[02:02:20][Lazaar] says: Yeah. Hope we don't have to do that again any time soon.
[02:03:15][Aleyna] says: Hope not. If so, let's hope it'sh someone we won't miss.
[02:03:30][Lazaar] says: A toast to that. And Jesmari.
[02:03:33]Lazaar raises hish mug.
[02:03:57]Aleyna nods and does as well. "I feel bad that I yelled at her the other night."
[02:05:02][Lazaar] says: Yeah. And I just fucked with her to make you jealous.
[02:05:17][Lazaar] says: I'm a dick. ...hic!
[02:05:37]Aleyna swallows another drink and nods a bit, looking away. "Well. Yeah."
[02:06:21]Lazaar leansh heavily on his kneesh and rubsh hish face. "Look."
[02:06:58][Lazaar] says: I just do that shit to make myself feel better. You can get any guy you want because you're pretty and good to be around.
[02:07:25][Lazaar] says: And me . . . I'm fucking lucky I even have you.
[02:08:31]Aleyna rubs at her cheek a bit, shifting awkwardly. It's odd to hear this stuff from Lazaar. "Well... Shit, Laz. I don't know. I mean.."
[02:09:12][Aleyna] says: Look. I like you. A lot. ..Obviously. But uh..
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[02:09:46]Aleyna shrugs helplessly. She doesn't seem to know where she was going with that.
[02:10:46][Lazaar] says: Sometimes I think you shouldn't waste your time.
[02:11:47][Lazaar] says: Or, you know, I shouldn't waste your time.
[02:12:49]Aleyna exhales through her nose and looks over to Jesmari's makeshift grave. "Laz, all I've got is time. I've tried uh.. the whole love and marriage route. It wasn't for me."
[02:14:59]Lazaar tugs up a weed and pulls it apart. "Mmm. Yeah. Anyway. Guess I just wanted to say sorry if this whole thing is getting stupid."
[02:16:22]Aleyna sits for a moment before finally leaning over onto him, propping her cheek on his shoulder. She sits quietly before finally laughing, "We smell like shit."
[02:17:10]Lazaar puts an arm around her shoulders. "You sound surprised. For me, anyway."
[02:17:38][Aleyna] says: Usually I'm not helping out.
[02:17:46]Aleyna laughs a bit.
[02:17:57][Lazaar] says: My nose isn't so sharp. I didn't notice.
[02:18:22][Aleyna] says: Sweat and leather don't mix.
[02:18:48]Lazaar leans in to give her a sniff. "Yeah. Smells a little like animal."
[02:19:52]Aleyna whaps his leg. "Don't sniff me. That's weird."
[02:20:39]Lazaar snorts. "Hey! I have to get that close to smell anything."
[02:21:03][Lazaar] says: Don't all your druid friends do that?
[02:21:12][Aleyna] says: Don't have any druid friends.
[02:21:14]You roll your eyes.
[02:21:43][Lazaar] says: Just teasing. I know you don't associate with animal fuckers.
[02:22:40]Aleyna grins a bit. "I doubt this is what Yeva meant by getting our act together."
[02:23:45][Lazaar] says: Fuck Yeva.
[02:23:57][Lazaar] says: I'm not going to respond to her little game.
[02:24:11][Lazaar] says: Not the way she wants, anyway.
[02:24:23][Aleyna] says: What do you think she WANTS to happen?
[02:26:13]Lazaar looks between Ley and the fresh grave. "Wants us to get back to corrupting Stormwind. And say 'yes ma'am' to everything she asks."
[02:26:47][Lazaar] says: Kiss her rotten hooves.
[02:27:13]Aleyna snorts. "What are we going to do, then?"
[02:28:43]Lazaar glares at a point a few feet from his face. "I don't know. I know I'd just get pissed and fuck things up even more. Because I can't even stand to look at her. I don't think I'm the person to do shit about this. Not the way we should."
[02:29:18]Aleyna fiddles with her gloves before pulling them off.
[02:29:21][Aleyna] says: Then who should?
[02:29:44][Lazaar] says: Someone with a cooler head on their shoulders.
[02:30:10]Aleyna hums shortly and thinks it over. "Like who?"
[02:30:26][Lazaar] says: I don't know. Nath? He seems to know what he's talking about.
[02:31:09][Aleyna] says: Maybe. Grinne, even?
[02:32:07]Lazaar frowns. He isn't sure what he thinks of Grinne anymore. "Maybe."
[02:33:07]Aleyna shrugs against his arm. 'I dunno. I guess we can figure it out later. Or something."
[02:33:39]Lazaar slowly rubs his hand up and down her forearm. "Yeah. I don't want to think about that shit right now."
[02:35:42]Aleyna flexes her hand idly and tries to ask as nonchalantly as possible. "Do you think you'll be coming back home?"
[02:37:31]Lazaar nods. "Yeah. I'm sick of spending the night wandering around Stormwind."
[02:38:09][Aleyna] says: Good.
[02:38:13][Aleyna] says: ....Soot ate your pillow.
[02:38:42]Lazaar rolls his eyes. "You let him?"
[02:38:59][Aleyna] says: Nnnn... ...yes.
[02:39:17]Lazaar sighs. "Guess I deserve that shit, huh?"
[02:40:12][Aleyna] says: A bit. I mean, makin' out with Shakta to try and do the same thing to you was a little low. And uh, so was fighting... er... But she threw the first punch.
[02:41:35][Lazaar] says: Okay. Tell you what. I promise I won't try to make you jealous like that again. Swear on my un-life.
[02:42:27]Aleyna nods, "Allright. I'll promise the same."
[02:44:02]Lazaar backpedals a little. "Not in a love and marriage kind of way. Just as . . . respect, I guess."
[02:44:41][Aleyna] says: No. I know. It's uh.. only fair.
[02:44:43]Aleyna nods.
[02:46:11]Lazaar smiles. "Okay. Guess we should stop yacking over the grave. I bet Jesmari would've punched us both by now for being so loud and sappy."
[02:46:56][Aleyna] says: Yeah. Probably. ...Should we uh.. mark it, or anything?
[02:47:38]Lazaar shrugs. "I say we just let it be."
[02:47:52]Aleyna nods, "Works for me."
[02:48:18]Lazaar gets to his feet, brushing his pants free of dirt and plant matter.
[02:48:34]Aleyna stands as well, tucking her gloves into her belt.
[02:48:59]Lazaar thinks this has been an odd day. An odd few days, really.
[02:49:21]Aleyna exhales heavily and turns around, looking up.
[02:49:44]Aleyna mumbles, "S'alotta stars."
[02:49:58][Lazaar] says: Yeah. See a lot more out here.
[02:50:33][Aleyna] says: I like it better than seeing the nether, I think.
[02:51:23][Lazaar] says: Yeah. Good to come back to this place every once in a while.
[02:52:05][Aleyna] says: I went to Netherstorm yesterday.
[02:52:42][Lazaar] says: Netherstorm . . . Farahlon?
[02:53:06][Aleyna] says: Eh?
[02:53:40][Lazaar] says: That's what it used to be called. Fields of Farahlon.
[02:53:53][Lazaar] says: It was a little like Nagrand. Green and all.
[02:54:04][Aleyna] says: Oh. I didn't know that. I used to do work out there during uh.. the heat of that battle. Scyers and all.
[02:54:33][Lazaar] says: Ah.
[02:54:37][Lazaar] says: Why were you out there?
[02:55:22][Aleyna] says: Campion had never been. I showed him around because I was bored. I took him to a crashed ship in the middle of the Nether and was gonna tell him about the draenei I tortured there..
[02:55:33][Aleyna] says: ..But there were some bloodelf lesbians uh.. having sex there.
[02:55:38][Aleyna] says: They weren't happy to see us, to say the least.
[02:56:17]Lazaar raises an eyebrow. "Yeah. I'd guess. Why the hell were they out THERE?"
[02:56:48][Aleyna] says: No clue. However, I did find the old stains from that night. They were on a different level, though.
[02:56:55]Aleyna grins up at him, "I thought it was pretty funny."
[02:57:28][Lazaar] says: Pretty funny that you killed the guy? Or that there was still blood there?
[02:57:36][Aleyna] says: Oh. No. The women.
[02:57:46][Aleyna] says: I'd never seen a naked blood elf woman until then.
[02:57:50]You laugh.
[02:57:53][Lazaar] says: Oh.
[02:57:59][Lazaar] says: Fuck blood elves.
[02:58:11][Aleyna] says: I'm pretty sure that's what they were doing.
[02:58:13]A sly smirk spreads across your face.
[02:58:31][Lazaar] says: They can get off my fucking planet.
[02:59:08][Aleyna] says: They were here first.
[02:59:18][Lazaar] says: No, they weren't.
[02:59:37][Lazaar] says: Orcs were here first, much as I hate to say it.
[02:59:40][Aleyna] says: Well. Whatever, you said Draenei were from.. uh.. Angus?
[03:00:22][Lazaar] says: Argus. And we'd been here for thousands of years, too.
[03:00:35][Aleyna] says: Oh.
[03:00:53][Lazaar] says: Blood elves were the ones who fucked up the Exodar and all that.
[03:00:59]Aleyna rubs at her neck and offers Lazaar a fading smile, "I just realized.."
[03:01:09][Aleyna] says: You're probably gonna outlive me.
[03:01:26][Lazaar] says: Don't know that for sure. I'm on borrowed time.
[03:02:12]Lazaar rubs his dead, grey hands together.
[03:02:41][Aleyna] says: Even so. I bet you will. Auro worries about outliving the humans.
[03:02:42]Aleyna shrugs.
[03:03:00][Lazaar] says: How long do night elves live, anyway?
[03:03:49][Aleyna] says: Well. We're not immortal anymore.. so.. Seven hundred to uh.. a thousand, I think.
[03:04:14]Aleyna shoots him a grin, "I'm five hundred and fifty."
[03:04:23][Lazaar] says: Over the hill, eh?
[03:04:28][Aleyna] says: Am not.
[03:04:39]Lazaar grins wickedly.
[03:04:41][Aleyna] says: If anything, if I were a human, I'd be... like Campy's age or somethin'.
[03:05:10]Aleyna pokes her own cheeks, "Sides, I hardly look a day over three hundred."
[03:05:27][Lazaar] says: Yeah. Young at heart and all.
[03:05:32]You quietly snicker to yourself.
[03:05:34][Aleyna] says: Exactly.
[03:05:48][Lazaar] says: Well. Best estimate, I'm probably not much older than you are.
[03:06:41][Aleyna] says: Oh? Well, I wouldn't expect you'd remember, anyhow. I don't know why I even keep up with my own age. After a few hundred years, it seems pointless.
[03:07:27][Lazaar] says: Same. Most people I knew didn't bother, either. It's just something kids do.
[03:08:06][Lazaar] says: After about 400, you can probably get by on "old as dirt."
[03:08:13]You roll your eyes.
[03:08:27][Lazaar] says: Good-looking dirt.
[03:08:47]Aleyna rolls her eyes some more. "Don't flatter yourself."
[03:09:16]Lazaar waggles his caterpillar-esque eyebrows.
[03:10:16]Aleyna waggles her own back at him, in all their long, feathery, insect like glory.
[03:10:55]Lazaar reaches over and gives her arm a tug. Hug time?
[03:11:44]Aleyna is easily pulled over. She drapes her arms over his shoulders and lets herself be pulled into a hug.
[03:12:29]Lazaar gives her a good squeeze, careful not to crush anything important.
[03:14:14]Aleyna rests her cheek on his chest, apparently quite serious about not minding the smell. She eyes a grey chin tentacle before flicking it.
[03:16:55]Lazaar gives her back a pat and sighs, probably exhaling more stink. "Yeah. You're one of the only reasons I still stick through this Kamil shit, you know."
[03:18:12]Aleyna glances up and drops the poor chintacle she was terrorizing with her prodding. "I am?"
[03:19:37]Lazaar meets her eye. "I let you wiggle your way into this, got to see it through and make sure you don't do something too stupid."
[03:20:48]Aleyna smirks crookedly. "You didn't have a chance in the face of my determination. Sorry."
[03:21:58][Lazaar] says: You're annoyingly persistent, yeah. Still.
[03:22:09][Aleyna] says: And you talked too loud.
[03:22:17][Lazaar] says: But you kind of grew on me.
[03:22:19][Aleyna] says: What was it you called DC? 'Cookies'?
[03:22:23][Lazaar] says: Ha! Yes.
[03:23:17][Aleyna] says: Grew on you? I thought you only put up with me 'cause I wanted into your pants.
[03:23:42][Lazaar] says: That, too. Fastest way to a man's heart is through his pants. And all.
[03:23:57][Aleyna] says: Of course. Especially when they have floral in their stomach.
[03:24:35]Lazaar snorts. "That's my rarely-seen feminine side."
[03:25:10]Aleyna laughs and prods his stomach. "How are you holding up, by the way?"
[03:26:21][Lazaar] says: I showed it to Jesmari, since we were talking scars that night. I think she could see the flowers.
[03:26:43][Aleyna] says: Doubtful. Has it ripped open?
[03:26:59][Lazaar] says: Just in a few places. Needs a little touching up.
[03:27:17]Aleyna hums shortly and pats it with her palm. "I'll do that when we go home."
[03:28:19]Lazaar gives a lop-sided smile. "Sounds like a plan."
[03:28:55][Aleyna] says: We should probably head back. You know, before a wild warpstalker shows up and decides to have us for dinner.
[03:28:57]You quietly snicker to yourself.
[03:29:10][Lazaar] says: You could use a bath, too.
[03:29:26][Aleyna] says: Hey! Look who's talkin'.
[03:30:07]Lazaar unwraps his arms. "Together, we'd make enough stink to kill half of Ironforge."
[03:30:17][Lazaar] says: Not like they have good air-flow, etiher.
[03:30:48][Aleyna] says: You know, I don't think I'll ever be able to wash the smell of death off of me 'cause of you.
[03:31:01]Aleyna laughs at her jibe at him.
[03:31:28][Lazaar] says: My plan's worked. Maybe no other man'll be able to stand you now.
[03:31:56]You roll your eyes.
[03:32:02][Aleyna] says: Obviously I'll have to turn to women, then.
[03:32:15][Lazaar] says: Just so long as you bring them home from time to time.
[03:32:29]A sly smirk spreads across Lazaar's face.
[03:32:44]You roll your eyes.
[03:32:59][Aleyna] says: Right, I forgot. Men and the whole.. liking women together or whatever,
[03:33:03]Aleyna waves a hand vaguely.
[03:33:15][Lazaar] says: Four tits are better than two?
[03:33:16]Lazaar shrugs. Who knows?
[03:33:26]Aleyna laughs at that bit, despite herself.
[03:33:50][Lazaar] says: Just not on the same chick. That would be fucked up.
[03:34:16]Aleyna makes a confused and disgusted face, "You say this like you've seen one with.."
[03:34:19][Aleyna] says: ...Just nevermind.
[03:34:52]Lazaar decides that's their cue to take to the air.
[03:35:07]Lazaar feels mount inadequacy.
[03:35:14]You flex your muscles. Oooooh so strong!
[03:35:21]Lazaar wonders if Ley is trying to compensate for somethin.
[03:35:43]Aleyna has a huge cock, shut up. IT'S HUGE, DAMNIT.